We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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