Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry redsoxlove21 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(213): View more from California

Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.

Fav 39 936 2507
share tweet
(863): View more from Florida

If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.

Fav 21 1206 3938
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(510): View more from California

Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex

Fav 15 1359 5314
share tweet
(818): View more from California

im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.

Fav 23 2289 6946
share tweet
(713): View more from Texas

I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.

Fav 11 1924 5003
share tweet
(408): View more from California

You make shower sex sound like waterboarding

Fav 28 3788 2937
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(619): View more from California

Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose

Fav 5 3273 1181
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"

Fav 4 991 562
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(480): View more from Arizona

Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

Fav 1 70 4
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT