I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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