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(713): View more from Texas

we have officially lost it.

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(410): View more from Maryland

he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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(515): View more from Iowa

sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke

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(816): View more from Missouri

that would be two times in a week with two different guys.

(913): View more from Kansas

they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?

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(734): View more from Michigan

In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!

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(813): View more from Florida

But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.

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