Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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