i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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