Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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