We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize
