Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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