JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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