I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
is wine microwaveable?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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