He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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