Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
