Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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