I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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