I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
