I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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