this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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