ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
operation harelip BJ is a go
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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