hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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