butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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