Porn is love you can see.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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