I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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