so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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