he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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