He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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