i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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