It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I have aggressive nipples.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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