ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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