Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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