I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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