So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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