redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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