"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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