It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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