Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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