You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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