Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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