This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
