so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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