Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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