what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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