was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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