were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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