do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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