So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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