hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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