I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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