Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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