It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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