is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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