he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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