She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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