I feel like abortions should bother me more
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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